In the Netherlands, a coffee shop isn’t a place for baked goods and coffee; it’s a legal marijuana dispensary. Most coffee shops in Amsterdam are located around the Red Light District, though several claim to be the oldest, including the Bull Dog, which is often mentioned.

On my first solo trip to Amsterdam, I skipped the coffee shops, but during my Kings Day visit, I decided to experience one. My Dutch friend Monique, who’s more like a big sister to me, guided me through the process. I’ve seen how some tourists behave after getting high, and it prompted me to share a few tips and a bit of a rant.

Don’t Expect Alcohol to be Served

Legally, coffee shops in Amsterdam are not allowed to serve alcohol. However, you might find bars where you can smoke if you’ve bought your joint from a coffee shop.

For more information, check out this article on coffee shop regulations.

Don’t Expect Bongs and Pipes

In Amsterdam, bongs and pipes aren’t commonly used; joints are the preferred method of consumption. You won’t typically find bongs or pipes at coffee shops.

Don’t Smoke Tobacco

Smoking cigarettes inside coffee shops is prohibited. If you’re caught smoking, you may be asked to leave. Some coffee shops might allow it, but it’s best to ask first and be considerate. If you can’t smoke inside, there are designated areas outside where many people smoke.

Don’t Buy Too Much

There’s no need to overbuy; you can always return for more. While it’s legal to smoke in the Netherlands at a coffee shop, carrying weed across European borders is illegal and could get you into trouble. Avoid risking it by keeping your purchases within local limits.

Take It Easy with Space Cake

Space cake refers to cakes or brownies that contain marijuana. Unlike smoking, space cake can take longer to kick in, but when it does, the effects can be quite intense. I recall a high school prank where a student gave a weed muffin to a teacher, leading to a very high and prolonged experience for the teacher. It was a funny story at the time, but it also highlighted the potency of space cake. If you decide to try it, start with a small piece and be patient for the effects to set in.

Ask About Menu Options

Coffee shops offer a variety of marijuana strains and products, each with different strengths. If you’re unfamiliar with weed, like I was, don’t hesitate to ask the staff for recommendations. A few polite questions can help you choose a product that suits your preferences and tolerance.

Buy Something

It’s considered rude to enter a coffee shop and buy nothing, just to experience the atmosphere. Many coffee shops offer regular items like non-space cake, coffee, tea, and soft drinks. If you’re visiting a coffee shop, make sure to buy at least a drink or a snack to support the business and avoid taking up space without contributing.

Buy from Licensed Establishments

Only purchase from coffee shops with a clearly displayed license in their window or on their door. Buying from street vendors is illegal and can result in fines or legal trouble. Stick to licensed coffee shops to ensure you’re following the rules and staying safe.

 

My Rant

This part really frustrated me: the streets of Amsterdam Central seem to smell like weed almost constantly. I was particularly annoyed by the fact that people were smoking everywhere, which made the smell and smoke clouds unbearable. I visited Amsterdam in both September and April, and both times the weather was chilly. Despite this, people continued to smoke outside in the cold, and the coffee shops themselves weren’t even crowded.

I feel strongly about this because it tarnishes the reputation of all tourists. Amsterdam is home to many residents who have to deal with this issue daily. Disrespectful visitors who smoke in public spaces negatively impact the community’s quality of life. While the Netherlands is known for its liberal policies, it’s inconsiderate to subject non-smokers to constant smoke clouds. Even though smoking outside is legal, it would be better if people chose more spacious areas for this activity. And now, my rant is over.

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Happy travels!